Note: Do not read on if you behave not yet seen Season 2, Episode 19 of Fox's "New young woman" titled "Quick Hardening Caulk."
Umm ... BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
OK, so Schmidt, Winston, and Jess are at snick's bar where Schmidt does most of the drinking (though, in all f var.ness, it's provided s piquants of melon-flavored liquor) because he is upset over Cece's imp extirpateing nuptials. Not that he'd appropriate it or anything. When incision slaps the band with the bill, Jess realizes she is super attracted to newly trustworthy Nick. No, comparable really. She takes him bad. So much so that she shoos him surface of the hind end for no apparent reason when he comes in to do laundry, after he's discovered there's a little separate compartment for the clean and everything.
Back at the bar the next day, Nick admits to Winston and Schmidt that he had to necessitate them to pay for their drinks because there's a new manager. Coincidentally, she's also a alive(p) chic, Shane (Odette Annable), who Nick is sleeping with. She finds him really attractive because he's so polar than everyone she went to business school with -- he's real ("the realest"). And though he k presentlys it won't end well, he's enjoying the ride ... In the meantime, anyway.
To help Schmidt bounce back from his lowering place (and to locomote him to stop drinking all the melon liquor), Winston takes him to Pacific Sea Center. thither, Schmidt falls in love with a lion look for, with its exotic beauty, perfect curves, and caramel-colored eyes. In essence, it's Cece. In a fish. He tried to buy it off of the aquarium keeper, solely it's not for sale -- it's protected and illegal. Winston has to carry him out of there thrill and screaming "love is a lie."
At the loft, Nick is getting jell for "Guys' shadow" at the bar when he not folderols Schmidt's new giant-sized aquarium. The gang all convenes around it to decide how to best handle the situation, because understandably Schmidt isn't talking about building a life with a lionfish, precisely rather with Cece. When Nick and Jess are left completely together for two seconds, she begins to fidget and lose her cool. When Nick compliment her on her dress, she loses it completely and runs off to her room. Nick follows her and asks for her help prepping for "Guys' Night" and she reluctantly agrees, though she can hardly keep her transfer off of him. As a side note, their interaction is dear prime television, and it brings the best out of Zooey Deschanel. And also Jake Johnson, who plays Nick, is a supremely brilliant.
Moving forward ...
At the hardware store, Nick acts all manly with his drawing string yanking, his long shafted drive drill, nut wrench, and quick hardening caulk. When he calls Jess over to check out his strategically positioned big ol' pipe, she is so flabbergasted, he abouthow manages to knock her out with a plank.
Back in bed with plenty of pain killers, Jess is so delusional, she comes on to Nick who only came in to bring her some soup. She certifys him she wants to have raise with him, pulls him into bed with her despite his restraint, and tries to stick her hands down his pants. When he falls over, he gets his hand in the scorching hot soup and cries out in pain. It is then abundantly pass away that Jess has no idea what's going on and is severely medicated. The scene, by the way, is another perfect example of Zooey's penchant for physical comedy, but it is much better exe write uped this time than it was two episodes ago.
With a bright shiner and a burnt and bandaged hand, Nick consults scuba-gear clad Winston and Schmidt for advice about Jess (they're in suits because they're going after lionfish, clearly). He asks them what he should do if the door he once pattern was closed may now be heart-to-heart, and if he should at all take Jess' words seriously given she was so doped up. Should he end it with Shane for the chance to "walk through and through" Jess' door? Just as the trio contemplates this, Jess walks in the kitchen and shows no recollection of the night before.
Out in the ocean, Schmidt and Winston stand knee-deep in their scuba suits and wait for an illegal lionfish to swim by. Schmidt mistakes a jellyfish for his beloved, coveted Cece fish, and gets stung in the face. He asks Winston to pee on him, but the latter refuses -- not because he's grossed out, oh no, but because he already went in the ocean.
At "Guys' Night," Jess shows up even though she agreed in the morning she wouldn't. Nick tries to avoid any contact with Shane now that he knows the door, as in Jess, may be open for a second chance. But as Nick's luck would have it, it doesn't really work out and Shane and Jess both get offended. (Honestly, he described Jess as his "room friend." That's pretty insulting.)
At the hospital (you get treated for jellyfish stings these days?!), Cece comes to visit a knocked out Schmidt and brings him a lionfish. Winston, waiting by Schmidt's bed, tells her she better give him some space because her engagement is killing him. As Schmidt wakes up, Cece is gone, and he in the long run acknowledges out loud what has been so plain obvious: It's not the fish, it's Cece he's been chasing. Winston lies to him and tells him he was the one who caught the lionfish so as not to tell him about Cece's visit, and Schmidt decides to let it free back out in the ocean.
Back at the loft, Nick finds Jess wallowing in a tub of ice cream. He tells her that the night before, when she was on pills, she told him she wants him, but she doesn't believe him. He tells her she even shoved her hands down his pants and that he's willing to ply on and not talk about it if it was just the pills talking, but that if she meant it, he's been thinking about it a lot too. "Do you want to have sex with me, yes or no?" he asks her, and Jess, without blinking, shouts, "Yes!"
That's when I stopped breathing, but somehow managed to keep typing.
Jess explains to him that she found him to a greater extent attractive when he tried to actually be ripe at his job, and Nick calls her a gold digger. She tells him she isn't, he says constitute it, and they kiss and it's magic and I'm pretty sure I hear the new pope clap. They engage out pretty rough, more intense than that one kiss that one time, and as they scram getting serious and Nick props Jess on the remit and tells her to undress, he shatters the fish tank.
The moment is almost ruined, save their grim kissing-bickering, and instead of going through with their intercourse plan, they each go to their respective room. They pop out of there for a molybdenum to kiss again, but that's it.
Best. Episode. Ever.
And here are the best quotes from it: Schmidt: "There are plenty of things to be down about: the air pollution in China, the deficit, 'The Hobbit' wasn't very good."
Nick: "I don't trust fish! They breathe water -- that's crazy."
Jess: "Why do you smell so good?" Nick: "It's because I did laundry. I smell like a baby in a damn meadow."
Winston: "Let's cut the crap, Schmidt. We both know what you really want. It's Cece." Schmidt: "Cece who? Woman? You can't put a woman in a fish tank Winston? That doesn't make any sense."
Cece: "One of the perks of being a model, you get to chance upon a lot of sketchy people. The guy who got me this also express he could get me a box of dolphin steaks or a mostly white baby."
Materials taken from The Huffington Post
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