Spoiler alert: Do not read on if you haven't seen appease 3, Episode 17 of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of B of every last(predicate) timely Hills," titled "No crease Like Clothes Business."
Tonight's episode really comes down to ace burning question: why is everyone calling Mauricio "Maurice?" Honestly, there is just one somebody who can call Mauricio "Maurice" and that is Kim Richards when she is out of her foreland drunk because she's dating a man who looks same he's recrudesce turtle, part bulldog.
I read all your comments after last week's shape bombshell (for those who missed it, Adrienne is not returning for season 4 and Camille might not be either). It seems as though a few(prenominal) of you were dismal to see her go. In f sour, m each commenters were more implicated with Kim and why she was playacting like a total lunatic, which is a tremendously valid concern. One commenter alike worried that quite a little is looking more and more like his dog and genuinely turning into Giggy -- another valid point.
Just a little modify nigh Adrienne: Brandi Glanville appeargond on HuffPost Live last week and support that Adrienne did not show up to the reunion taping (she also clarified why she wore that dress to the Oscars). She would not divulge any other information about how the production handled Adrienne's absence, plainly I for one cannot wait to see how that panned out.
We returned to the housewives tonight to watch their closing night in Paris, a vacation that looked like hithertotide less fun than the intimately bore of all boring housewives trips in Ojai. Brandi actually spelled out the extent of the terribleness when she say that the best part of the trip was finding common body politic with Kim. You went to Paris and that was the best part?! Yikes.
Without further ado, let's see how the ladies fared in tonight's poll:
Most Popular: Brandi I moreover say that Brandi was the near popular this episode because Yolanda gave her a pair of shoes for cosmos the unity gal on the Paris trip. She did not authorize a gift to Kim, who I think is also single and passing play through a pretty rough time. exactly Kim's lucky -- the shoes were gross.
Voice of (Little) Reason: Kim Kim sat Kyle down at her repulsive(a) store party to explain why she was acting so out of it during their trip to Paris. Turns out that she wasn't wearing her contacts and messed up her medication and thought some pill that made her act crazy some months back was actually her water pill. Now, when Lisa asked Kim if she took a sleeping pill in Paris, Kim freaked out and threw a picture saying that Lisa implied that Kim broke her self-restraint. Did Kim just admit to breaking her sobriety with messing up her medication? I'm very confused. Kim -- put your damn contacts in next time.
Lamest Couple: Yolanda and David There are some housewives scenes that are so utterly bizarre that I can't help but feel totally creeped out in the comfort and safety device of my home. So thank you for nothing, Yolanda and David.
That photo shoot was one of the strangest things I've ever watched -- mostly because of David creepily cupping his wife's breasts from a distance when he was asked to " run across her hip," and when he gave her the end of his tie to kiss, which she dutifully did. WHAT IN THE humans?! Why is Yolanda kissing his tie? Why is David cupping Yolanda's breasts from a distance like an adolescent teenager playing a prank? Why did she look so enthused by it? As I said, the scene was bizarre to the point of uncomfortable.
Least Likely To make headway: Dana Oh, Dana. I so wanted to put Kyle in this crime syndicate because I truly think her store is one of the most hideous things I've ever seen (have I mentioned that yet?), but Dana -- oh my 25-thou Dana. startle of all, a monochromatic Dana returned to show us that she has adopted the khaki palette to its fullest extent. She was also wasted -- and by wasted I mean possibly under the influence of crack/cocaine laced with heroin, LSD, and any other drug ... if that's a thing, which it credibly isn't. I don't know why this woman -- who was generally a sweet person last season -- would return like this faux high-rolling, cracked out Stepford wife. It was one of those scenes that I couldn't even laugh at because I felt so sad for her. notwithstanding then she couldn't light her cigarette for about 10 seconds, a moment I found highly entertaining, so I had to rewind a few times.
Most Likely To Become A Terrible Therapist: Yolanda I think our Dutch princess was try to use some sort of fruit-related metaphor for being a spoilsport, but then I just started thinking about fruit rings and how I can't wait for the fresh produce that comes with jump and summer. Taylor told Yolanda that she originally didn't like her creepy husband David Foster because he used to be married to one of Taylor's good friends. But then she got to know him after he yelled at her that one time for not letting her sing aloud, and she persistent she was a fan.
"Let that be a lesson to you," Yolanda advised. "When one person says something bad it's like the whole entire group is going to rot and spoil to death. Like a basket of fruit, pay finish off? The rotten apple is in the bottom and then to begin with you know it, it's all rotten! I'm just not calm with that stuff."
I kind of lost you Yolanda, but if you ever want to decorate the metaphor by sending me a fruit basket with some fresh lemons from your grove, I will happily accept.
Worst dressed to kill(p): Faye -- always Faye was actually in tonight's episode and wore some hideous dress that's available in Kyle's hideous store that was only rivaled by the hideous dress Kyle wore as well. A honest friend ventured into Kyle's store this past weekend and sent a dispatch from the front lines. "I just don't really crush it," she told me. "It kind of looks cheap, but then you look at the cost tag and it's crazy expensive." Gross.
Best Dressed: Portia The final 20 proceedings of the episode would have been a crashing bore if it wasn't for Portia, her frilly dress, cardigan and duplicate bow. Well done, girl.
Best One-Liner: Yolanda "Don't talk about my husband. He's been so good to all his ex-wives." Right.
And there we have it! What did you think of tonight's episode? Did I cast off anything out? Do you agree with the poll? Sound off in the comments below!
Materials taken from The Huffington Post
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